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Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

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i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

He’s my fav

Biden a real one

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people:
nicki’s verse in monster is the greatest rap verse of our time
me, an intellectual:

yekaterina petrovna zamolodchikova
but your dad just calls me katya
i’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
always keep ‘em coming back for more
you’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go
so bitch let me show you the door
cause it’s me whose getting laid and i’m always getting paid;
the only high class russian whore
i’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
that’s a rash, not a herpes sore
lenin in the streets, dostoyevsky in the sheets
baby, are you ready for this cold war?
katya zamolodchikova